chicinlicin:

ALL TOGETHER~! :3 Garnet | Amethyst | Pearl | Steven
…can you feel the uguu and glitter :| UGUUUU!!!

anagnori:

Tips for non-asexual people, re: asexual people and sex—

  1. Most asexual people are physically capable of having sex. A few of us aren’t and that’s okay.
  2. Some asexual people are sexually active or like sex, and that’s fine too. They can still identify as asexual because they don’t…

chairman-miaow:

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Dancestors’ chat handles

I apologize for nothing

spoofenshmirtz:

actualjonjafari:

and suddenly from the ashes of the old world rises a familiar face. weird al has returned.

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unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

rabbit-runner:

ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER GODDAMN GIVEAWAY. 

I once again have enough money to host a giveaway for all my wonderful followers. So here’s what you, yes, you! Can win; 

1. Any two wigs under $40 on any wig site of your choosing. 

2. $45 to spend on Etsy

3. $45 to spend on Amazon.

4. $45 to spend on What-Pumpkin.

5. $45 to spend on Ali-Express. 

6. TWO, get that, TWO, whole large pizza’s from any site delivered to your door. 

Wonderful, isn’t it? I’m wonderful. Even though you’d love to get these prizes in two days, I have some rules. 

1. Must Be Following Me. Just like my other giveaways, this is for my followers only. You can unfollow after this giveaway is done, even though that’s kinda rude. 

2. Likes do NOT count. Reblog’s only. You can like it to remember for later, but that will not count for an entry. 

3. Reblog as many times as you like, but do not spam your followers. This is something you should know. 

4. The winner will not be announced unless they want to. Because some people can be sore losers and say that the winner cheated and will actually send them hate. 

So there’s only 4 rules that you need to follow and we’ll come out alive. Alright. 

GIVEAWAY ENDS ON DECEMBER 1ST. THE TIME MAY CHANGE AROUND THEN DUE TO FAMILY ISSUES. 

Good luck! 

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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